a)They get dumped by a guy
b)They meet a new guy
c)On Mondays
*3 mice in the bar are arguing which on of them is the toughest one.
"I eat rat poison" says one.
"I eat cheese out of the traps" says the other.
The third one just stands up and starts walking away.
"Where are you going" the other two ask.
"Oh, just home. To fuck the cat"
*WWII. Russian soldiers decide to have a little birthday party. But they end up partying so much that they drink away their money and ammunition. They wake up in the morning and see that they've got nothing to fight with. Finally the general says:
"We have no other way. Let's just all take sticks and go"
They do so. And start running toward the enemy camp. Then one soldier notices a German in a tree. He runs to that tree. Aims and says.
"Your dead. I shot you"
"No way I'm in a tank"
* "Sweetheart, you're the most beautiful lady in this party! Did you purposely invite such guests?"
*"WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR EARS?"
"See, I was ironing. And somebody called me."
"And the other one?"
"They called me back."
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